As football season comes to a close, I’m still entertained by the introductions, especially the part where height and weight are announced with complete confidence and no visible concern. The camera cuts to a man built like a refrigerator, and a voice confidently declares his height, weight, and position, as if this is information the rest of us were simply dying to confirm. I appreciate the confidence of it. The certainty. The public commitment to numbers. It also makes me d